PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta discuss about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your typical competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a comic boo